Large Cotton Canvas Tote Bag with Funny Quote and Front Pockets for Shopping, Gym, Overnight, Laptop

Wine the only thing holding this shitshow together.....Add some humor to your day with this funny tote bag. Sure to strike up a conversation and generate a laugh. Always appreciated by others as a gift. Perfect for those with a sarcastic, cynical sense of humor.

It includes two large exterior pockets to store your phone, keys, wallet and more for easy access. Spacious and roomy large size is suitable for use as a beach bag, weekend bag, gym bag, laptop bag, or shopping bag. This tote will last for years and is Eco-friendly. A great alternative to lugging around a big heavy leather bag.

This tote bag is perfect if you are looking for a funny and economical gift for your bachelorette party, bridesmaid, maid of honor, bride, girlfriend, sister, or even yourself.

Details:
Length: 16 5/8"
Width: 19"
Thickness: 6 1/8"
Handle Drop Length: 8 1/2"
Color: Natural
Fabric: Cotton Canvas
Design: Htv

Will the post irritate my skin?

All is jewelry created to the highest standard, free of lead and nickel.

Allergy Information: Hypoallergenic

What is your jewelry made of?

Our pieces are hand-crafted using a variety of high quality materials, including 14K solid gold, 18K gold plated sterling silver, 925 sterling silver, semi-precious stone, glass, resin, and brass. Exact materials associated with each style are listed on their product detail pages.

How should I care for my pieces?

To keep your styles at their best, please give them occasional breaks and store neatly when not in use. Avoid contact with moisture and liquid cosmetics when wearing fashion jewelry; this includes lotion, sunscreen, and perfume. Jewelry that is not solid gold or gold filled should never be worn in the shower, pool or ocean. Pack your pieces carefully for travel; we recommend always storing them in your carry-on luggage. Please visit the product page for each item for more detailed care instructions.

What do I need to know before ordering a personalized piece?

All custom and personalized pieces are made-to-order and final sale. Custom orders cannot be cancelled or altered after they are submitted. Additionally, custom items cannot be returned. You will be charged at the time the order is placed. Production times vary from 1-4 weeks; you can find an item's production time on its product page. Products are created at our discretion and we will not produce any jewelry containing profanity. If you have questions about your custom piece, please email Hello@popofconfetti.com